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Short and a little too easy for my taste, but still pretty good.

The game fails to load. Checking the console and scripts, it seems this is because the author forgot to include the audio files in their upload, an oversight which should have IMMEDIATELY been noticed, and corrected. Apparently the author doesn't care enough about their own game to test it out.

For those who are curious about which test questions are right:

1. Pentane
2. 0.5
3. 2/s(s²-4)
4. dG = Vdp - SdT

This doesn't affect gameplay aside from funny dialogue at the end when you get all four right.

The sound effects are hilarious

Spinnerbox,

After half an hour of trying to beat your score, I now appreciate how hard it is to get a 190 - try to beat my 203 :^) - by my calculation, that's 3.5s faster?

Europe needs more countries... :^)

So true it hurts

Undeniably, this game is the best in the Lobster Clicker genre. With unforgettable gameplay, a truly memorable sountrack, and an enthralling story, Lobster Clicker will provide countless hours of suspense, surprise, and always leave you wanting more.

Avoid reading the other reviews before playing. Trust me, you do NOT want any of the plot spoiled.

I would give this game a 6/5 if I could. When someone asks me "How can video games possibly be considered art?", this is always the game I show them to prove them wrong and blow their mind!

EpicNarwhal responds:

Thank you for appreciating real art :)

-1/2 star Resolution is way, waaaay too large.
-1/2 star ingame controls are incorrect
-1/2 star space for jump
-1/2 star Score says "Nazi's" even though other places ingame "Nazis" is correctly spelt.
-1/2 star no replay button (maybe actually a positive?)
-1 star highly repetetive gameplay
-1 star highly repetetive and out-of-place music
+1/2 star corgos
+1/2 star Pacifist run possible (prolly just an oversight by the developer, but I'm willing to ignore that)

sh1ttycomics responds:

i was onboard will space for jump was a bad thing?
wtf you on about? want it to be the scroll wheel like in cs?
bruh

Fantastic - satisfies my map-painting thirst.

I was able to complete all maps except Parallel 33. Thankfully you can just skip levels, and I was able to complete the rest of the normal maps and was able to get 13/12 conference points! :D

I now have gold on all the normal maps, after hours of effort.

The fact data doesn't automatically load is heart-attack inducing though - please fix that, if you can!

dongs

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